Poker Nite

Man, I don't even know how to play poker. Last time I tried, it was like six dudes around a table and every time the dealer shifted clockwise, it was like, a totally different game being called! Tension ran high as everything kept having to be explained. I think half the time they were making stuff up on the fly! Finally it just devolved into a big free-for-all fistfight.

I won the fight, but I didn't feel right about keeping the money.