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Monday, March 16, 2009

ATCHOO!

God Bless You.

And you should know that I am indeed duly-designated and fully-authorized to make that statement. I sling God blessings left and right! And what's more: GOD BACKS THAT SHIT UP 100%.

All of my God-blessings are backed by the full faith and credit of guess You-Know-Who. That's right! You knew Who: none other than the one-and-only, ever-lovin' omniscient-eyed GOD!

That's who.

So bless yourself before you mess yourself. Yet before you do, I already beat you to it.

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