Cross-Media Saturate and Maximize Me, Please

Some people are waiting for the movie. I'm holding out for the novelization of the documentary of the making of the soundtrack to the last straight-to-DVD sequel, prequel, or t.v.-quel.

I mean, in the final analysis, you can't really tell whether something is any good until they've wrung every last dwindling drop of profit from its last-gasp expired, beaten-like-a-dead-horse corpse.

Or can you?

I'll grant you, maybe you can - sometimes. But really, even then it's still a bit premature. I like to wait until all the facts are in, myself.

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