God Spoke

God spoke his ass off when he created me. God said

"Hey." "Let there be this guy...!"

And there was.

And then God was like

"Uh oh." "I'm not so sure I did such a good thing here." "What's this guy going to do? What's his next move going to be...?"

And God...

...together with the rest of the world...

STOOD BACK.