At Consider Your Ass Kicked!, we here at Consider Your Ass Kicked! know that as a discriminating blog consumer, you have many options from which to choose upon whom you will spend your attention-dollar. We just refuse to link to any of them. But we know where they are, and we know you know where they are. So don't come around here all coy and nonchalant like you haven't been sniffing around!
Our goal to you represents the same level of commitment it always has. When we here at Consider Your Ass Kicked! say "Our Job is Quality, #1!" - there's something about that that means a lot to us. We consider it not only a pledge, but a guarantee or slogan of sorts - and if we can't take that seriously, then how can you? We give it to you plain and fancy. We don't spend a lot of time buttering you up with flattery and sycophancy unless we think that's what you want to hear. That's because of a reason that used to matter a lot to a lot of folks, but that seems to have gotten lost along the way somehow.
Here at Consider Your Ass Kicked!, pleasing the consumer always comes in first. Other, secondary concerns come in a distant second. You can look from one end to the other of the internet, but that's our dominant paradigm - and it is non-subversible.
The proof is where it's always been. The proof is in what pays off. Your entertainment value. Our commitment to whatever is excellent. Quality so stiff, you can shake a stick at it and still come out ahead in the end. Commentary so incisive, it can put a penny through a ripe tomato and still cut through a knife like butter. That's more than commitment. That's a kind of loyalty you can't buy - not with all the money you've ever lost on the stock market!
The promise we make to you is the same one we make to ourselves. And one way or the other - we mean to keep it.
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