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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Get Ready for US to Be the Aliens!!

COOL! In the wake of science's recent discovery of the remarkably Earth-like planet Gliese 581e, it seems only a matter of time before a planet more-or-less exactly like ours is discovered.

And you know what that means: get ready for US to be the aliens!

We need to cover our bases, here. We need to immediately begin the military buildup in case A) the planet should prove to be inhabited, or B) we should have no other choice but to invade.

Alternately, if we can swing it so that we can just sort of glide in past their radar and harass and probe their hapless civilians without being overly detected, then we should go that route.

After all, that's what all the really higher, advanced forms of life are supposed to do.

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