I Found Pornography! On the Internet!

It was right there! I just typed in "pornography" into a search engine and it just popped right up! Scads of it! Pornography!

Metric scads.

What the hell, who is on top of this issue, I thought things like this were taken care of already? What happened to Janet Jackson's nipples - did we learn nothing as a society? I thought this was addressed already.

What if our kids see this stuff? What if our kids are in this stuff? I mean, not my kids certainly. I don't have any, and they would never participate in any such lewd acts as documenting their own lewd acts. But heck, even though I myself don't have any kids, I am a sensitive and upright member of society who can well sympathize with those parents who do in fact have kids and who say that, for the sake of the kids, come on. Somebody do something.

I'm not saying the government! I know it's a sensitive issue, we don't want to advocate censorship of the legitimate rights that perverts, after all, are still supposed to possess, despite who and what we know they are looking at. And true to the proven methodology of the War on Drugs, the end user isn't the problem. The end user, the consumer, the one creating the demand, isn't the problem. The people who spring up to meet the demand - they are the problem. Cut them out!

So yeah, I'm not suggesting governmental intervention which could be viewed perhaps as some rightsless abrogation of the liberties and happinesses, persuance and perusals thereof, but maybe something more informal like a lynch mob.

Somebody do something!

And whatever you do, film it. I want to see these sick bastards of purveyors of panderance to the prurient interest get theirs. Maybe we should display their nakedness before the whole world, see how they like that! That would be one fittingly rich and ironic punishment for what it is that they've been doing. Make the punishment suggestive of the crime! It's disgusting what they've been doing, and the standard of quality is abysmal!

At some point, somebody has to stand up and say: somebody do something.