Sorority Waterboarding: The New Craze In Hazing Rituals! But Is It Safe?

Man, I had this whole spoof article all rigged up to go with that headline, a la The Onion, but in the end it all seemed so borderline tasteless. Once you've got the flavor of those, you can write 'em by rote. What's the point?

Plus, I lost the whole thing when the frassen-fricken auto-save kicked in just as I tried to hit 'Publish.' Again.