If you have some celery or carrots, or other fresh produce in the crisper and you think it might have gone bad, and you ask it if it's still good, and it answers you - it says "yes, I'm still good!" - throw that in the trash. It's gone bad, it's lying to you. Real fresh produce can't talk, if it can talk then it's gone bad, it must be some kind of population of superintelligent spores or something that it's become infested with.
Don't eat it. This isn't science class okay - you don't want to be experimenting with your own life.
It's true, there's a possibility that eating ex-fresh produce that has been infested with superintelligent talking spores, maybe if you ate that while getting struck by lightning, one would think: superpowers, right? And may be. But that's a longshot, a real longshot - more likely you just get real sick and or die. Is it worth the risk? No, it's not.
Besides, how superintelligent can these spores be? They'd have kept schtum if they were that smart.
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