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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Warning: Irk Me, and I Will Compare You to Hitler

Oh yeah? Well okay, then:

You remind me of Hitler in several ways.

Not least the cut of your jib! For which I CARE NOT ONE JOT!!

Wait. Hold on. My apologies. Upon reflection I must admit, there is really very little correlation between the cuts of the respective jibs involved in my comparison. And therefore, my comparison can hardly be called an apt one.

However, certain gross vulgarities of your chromosome count continue to strike me as strikingly reminiscent of Hitler. Or "Hitlerniscent", if you will.

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