The beef you thought you knew is no more. That's the unexpected news. Now, here's the great news!
A completely harmless experimental strain of chicken DNA, introduced to a few test herds to increase shelf life, lean muscle-fiber count and egg-laying capacity, unexpectedly went viral and beneficially augmented the entire global population of cattle! Even science was surprised at the amazing and beneficial results! Such as!:
No more worrying about all this "rare," "medium rare," "medium," "medium well," "well," business! To minimize risk of salmonella, and/or dryness/toughness, all savvy beef-lovers everywhere order it medium every time.
ALL BEEF. Nothing but 100% PURE BEEF: Some white meat! Some dark meat. NO RED MEAT! And we've all been talking about how bad that red meat was. Well, we can forget all about that.
A whole new world of recipe options! Beef McNuggets, anyone?
Leather has feathers.
A completely harmless experimental strain of chicken DNA, introduced to a few test herds to increase shelf life, lean muscle-fiber count and egg-laying capacity, unexpectedly went viral and beneficially augmented the entire global population of cattle! Even science was surprised at the amazing and beneficial results! Such as!:
No more worrying about all this "rare," "medium rare," "medium," "medium well," "well," business! To minimize risk of salmonella, and/or dryness/toughness, all savvy beef-lovers everywhere order it medium every time.
ALL BEEF. Nothing but 100% PURE BEEF: Some white meat! Some dark meat. NO RED MEAT! And we've all been talking about how bad that red meat was. Well, we can forget all about that.
A whole new world of recipe options! Beef McNuggets, anyone?
Leather has feathers.
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