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Monday, August 31, 2009

I Believe In Everything

I believe in everything, by definition. I define everything as "all of that which is." So of course I'd believe in it!

It is.

I don't concern myself with determining what does or doesn't exist. That's its problem. If it does, I believe in it. If it doesn't I don't! That's the sweet peremptory blessing that I lay down: "Hey, all of that which might or might not be, whether you exist or not, that's your problem. If you exist, then I thereby believe in you. If you don't, then sorry: too bad. I refuse to believe in what doesn't exist."

It's good to have an easy rule to go by.


Anonymous said...

But how do you know whether something exists or not?

dogimo said...

See, now we're getting into questions of epistemology, which, frankly, that's a boondoggle that doesn't interest me in the slightest, no offense.

Thanks for your comment!