Would you like me to share my trick? Here's my trick. This is how I GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING! This is how I always frustrate people who want to cut me down or expose me for what I really am. It's such a sweet trick, and so easy.
I'll share it with you! Here it is:
Are you ready? Prepare yourself for one sweet little trick that you'll want to keep handy!
Here it is:
#1. When someone questions me on something, I tell the fucking truth.
Last thing they'd expect! And impossible to pick holes in! It's my unbeatable trick!
The only problem is, it does make me look a little suspicious to people for whom "having an answer for everything" looks suspicious. Because I tell you, when you answer everything truthfully, you always have an answer for everything. Even if occasionally the answer is:
"...wow...I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about."
And of course, occasionally the answer is:
"...wow...that is really none of your fucking business."
But those are some good, strong answers, when true.
I'll share it with you! Here it is:
Are you ready? Prepare yourself for one sweet little trick that you'll want to keep handy!
Here it is:
#1. When someone questions me on something, I tell the fucking truth.
Last thing they'd expect! And impossible to pick holes in! It's my unbeatable trick!
The only problem is, it does make me look a little suspicious to people for whom "having an answer for everything" looks suspicious. Because I tell you, when you answer everything truthfully, you always have an answer for everything. Even if occasionally the answer is:
"...wow...I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about."
And of course, occasionally the answer is:
"...wow...that is really none of your fucking business."
But those are some good, strong answers, when true.
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