Persuasive...

DEAR CORRESPONDENT:

My humiliation is keen, but you can help to make it small. I wish to consider you my own dear brother and sister in a christian business arrangement. If your approval is met, the details can be disgust. Therefore take heart on the following! To the betterment of the happening, perhaps your curious interest will be excited by the additional gracious details:

  • Our beloved leader and general, before he died he unexpectedly sang out the praise of your name!
  • Therefore we have looked high and low for your benefit, to be made the holder of a large sum in CURRENCY.
  • The most we could possibly offer you is 10%. However this is against the wishes of the government.
  • Therefore you are a party to a CRIME.

Simply by reading this e-mail, you have a chance to be implicated in a prisonous offense. Therefore, consider our trust in you before you reply! You may want to think about your future: 1) dead in jail? 2) Or happy and prosperous with a rich bonus of funds! For your intelligence, the choice is not obscure.

Best to reply via 3-rd party. To allay suspicion on our part, be direct and prompt with your dealings!

REGARD-O!


DR. IHBRAHAM BEST
DIRECTOR TO THE ASSISTANT
PROJECT CHARITY WORKS (GLOBAL OFFICE)

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