Don't Worry About Me #2: Not An Alcoholic

Just want to point out, once again, I'm not an alcoholic. Don't sweat it on that account. I drink pretty much responsibly. I'm not one of those people who has to have a little buzz on board each day just to get around. Nor am I one of those other people who can go for long periods without a sniff of the stuff, and then binge my ass off to make up for it. Heck, I can't even remember the last time I got smashed out of my gourd!

I sure do remember the next morning, though.

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