Open Dream Journal #18: "So..."

I had a dream that my penis was the subject of a government-sponsored research program without my knowledge or consent. I had to piece the picture together, figure out what was going on from various cryptic clues. White-lab-coated young women passing me in the street would cop sudden feels with a sideways lunge. Strange guys in lab coats with clipboards would sidle up to me amiably and begin conversations by saying, "So...how's the penis?"