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Sunday, October 25, 2009

I don't capitalize "god damn"

I don't capitalize God when I say god damn. It's disrespectful.

Unless of course I were to mean it literally. In theory, I would capitalize it then. But in practice - frankly, saying it literally is far more disrespectful. No human being has any business saying that literally. That's so far out of your jurisdiction even the Feds have better sense than to pronounce on that. And as we know, the Feds are known to just butt in every damn place!

Hey. It's Sunday.

Another sweet Sunday God post! Hey, you know what? Let's do a whole day of them. And nothing but!

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