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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Sweet mother of excess. Six dudes? Count 'em! Six dudes in a band?

This band is like totally full of people, there are like, it looks like six dudes in this band, I am trying to count up the possible necessary instruments in a rock band and give 'em one each, and see how many dudes are left over, my guess is: several. Man. Six dudes, in a band - nice work if you can get it!

Six dudes!

What the heck was Buddy and the Holly Crickets doing at that point, there were three of them were they not? Yeah, that sounds about better, doesn't it? Please somebody break this band in half and put out twice as many albums with 50% less duplication of effort for sake's sake, what on earth. Six dudes in a band. Even U2 has only four dudes in it and Bono does not play a damn thing. What can be the purpose of six dudes in a band.

Lead tambourinist, rhythm tambourinist?

Sweet mother of excuses. It's got to be somebody embarrassed to fire their old college dorm room buddy who has been along for the ride or something. "Just stick him behind that organ-looking thing. No, don't plug it in, he won't notice."

SIX DUDES IN A BAND. Please.

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