Coins are like these magical talismans, that you can carry around jingling and clinking in your pocket, that can be magically transformed into goodies when the stars are in the right alignment, the barriers between dimensions grow thin and the damn machine is actually stocked. Coins are like the material components of a candy/soda summoning spell! "Presto! Eighty fiveo centivissimus! E-4!"
I summon Peanut Butter M & M's! By the hand-biting theft-proof door portal I summon thee! By the red gleaming wrapper of Wahtoon I grasp and bind and rip thee open! Now do my bidding, by dint of thine satisfying deliciousness!!
Whoa. Sorry about that. I in no way intend to imply by the above that candy is Satanic. The above is a fantastic scenario, that takes place in a magical realm where fictitious forces duel. It's kind of an allegory that way.
I summon Peanut Butter M & M's! By the hand-biting theft-proof door portal I summon thee! By the red gleaming wrapper of Wahtoon I grasp and bind and rip thee open! Now do my bidding, by dint of thine satisfying deliciousness!!
Whoa. Sorry about that. I in no way intend to imply by the above that candy is Satanic. The above is a fantastic scenario, that takes place in a magical realm where fictitious forces duel. It's kind of an allegory that way.
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