Have you taken the Mixed-Typical Personality Keloe-Breams Conclusive Inventory? It's a personality typing test that helps you self-evaluate on a superficial level, but a level that will provide deeper clues to the aspects of yourself of which you may already be dimly aware, but hadn't particularly cared about before. It's a quick and easy test to take, and it will take exactly 5 minutes!
Before you begin, please go get a pencil, and a pad of paper.
Back? Got your pencil and paper? Well better hurry, because there are only three and a half minutes left!
Questions: For every question, answer "No," "Strongly Disagree," "Partially Agree," "Yes," or one of the provided answers. Your answers will be used to determine the result!
If you have not answered "Yes" to any question, I diagnose you with Potentially Borderline Troubled Soul Disorder, and recommend that for treatment, you go take the MMPI (Minnesota Multi-phasic Personality Inventory) so that your case can be more thoroughly evaluated. Please check into it regionally, for availability near you. If you apply for a police job, they will most likely give you the MMPI at some point during your academy training (and as an added bonus, those with PBTSD are often excellent candidates for a career as a loose-cannon lone-wolf police detective!).
If you are more than one personality type, you did it wrong. Go back and take the test again - and do not read ahead to skew your result! I repeat: do not read ahead! Stop reading, right now, and go back and take the test again. There's a period at the end of this sentence; stop right there. Don't even read the hint! You did it wrong. Go back and do it again! HINT: You're supposed to stop answering questions as soon as you are successfully typed. No, we shouldn't have told you that up front. It was part of the test, for you to conclude that on your own.
Coming Next Week: An Explanation of the Personality Types. But only if enough people send me at least $5.
Coming a bit sooner than next week: Paypal-enabled donation button.
Before you begin, please go get a pencil, and a pad of paper.
Back? Got your pencil and paper? Well better hurry, because there are only three and a half minutes left!
Questions: For every question, answer "No," "Strongly Disagree," "Partially Agree," "Yes," or one of the provided answers. Your answers will be used to determine the result!
1. When you need a utensil such as a spoon, fork, or knife, do you sometimes choose the less-suitable implement based on how many clean ones you have of each? If you answered "Yes" to this question, you are Personality Type "Krensky."
2. You are walking in the desert and there is a tortoise. Do you pick it up and take it with you? If you answered "No" to this question, you are Personality Type "Bravissimo."
3. A man and a woman are talking about marriage. Are you the man or the woman? If you answered "Strongly Disagree" to this question, you are Personality Type "Trigger Epsilon"
4. You are a skilled team player, part of a tight black-ops outfit on a commando-style covert insertion, when everything that possibly could go wrong does go wrong. Your team leader, who mentored you from the word 'go', is killed. Do you do everything within your power to exact revenge? If you answered "Partially Agree" to this question, you are Personality Type "Ricahhhdo"
If you have not answered "Yes" to any question, I diagnose you with Potentially Borderline Troubled Soul Disorder, and recommend that for treatment, you go take the MMPI (Minnesota Multi-phasic Personality Inventory) so that your case can be more thoroughly evaluated. Please check into it regionally, for availability near you. If you apply for a police job, they will most likely give you the MMPI at some point during your academy training (and as an added bonus, those with PBTSD are often excellent candidates for a career as a loose-cannon lone-wolf police detective!).
If you are more than one personality type, you did it wrong. Go back and take the test again - and do not read ahead to skew your result! I repeat: do not read ahead! Stop reading, right now, and go back and take the test again. There's a period at the end of this sentence; stop right there. Don't even read the hint! You did it wrong. Go back and do it again! HINT: You're supposed to stop answering questions as soon as you are successfully typed. No, we shouldn't have told you that up front. It was part of the test, for you to conclude that on your own.
Coming Next Week: An Explanation of the Personality Types. But only if enough people send me at least $5.
Coming a bit sooner than next week: Paypal-enabled donation button.
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