Hey, have you ever taken a good look at Mt. Rushmore? There's a pretty big gap, there - right between TR and Lincoln? You could fit one more dude back there.
I think they should put JFK in there. Everybody loved that guy. Him and Lincoln could totally commiserate!
It'd be a bit of a squeeze, admittedly, but there's totally room. They'd have to just, carve him back into the gap a bit. TR would kind of be kissing his cheek a little, but that's a perfectly sweet and innocent gesture between gigantic granite president heads.
Go google a pic of Mt. Rushmore! Look for yourself. Take a look at that gap, and then just picture JFK peeking out from there! They could put a sort of awe-shucks grin on him like, "Well, here I am!" "Told you suckers we'd get to the moon."
I think it's a shame to waste the space. Lincoln's all off to one side. Stoic and lonely. Let's bridge the gap, shall-we?
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That hyphen is indefensible! It was a mistake!
But I can't seem to bring myself to correct it. Shall-we?
Have you seen the latest changes to Mt. Rushmore? I was out there in October, and well--you gotta' see it to believe it. check it out at:
http://wrestlingretirement.blogspot.com/2009/10/throwback-thursday-adjustment-at-mt.html
Wow. But even there, that's what I'm saying - wouldn't you rather have been in the gap? With TR kissing your cheek!
Surely nobody wants to oust ol' T-Jeff.
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