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Monday, November 02, 2009

Totally Fabricated Quote #2

"I can't help it if I masturbate. There's a lot of sexual tension between me!"

- Woody Allen


Lunarchick said...

If he didn't say it, he should have.

dogimo said...

Yeah, I admit I was a little disappointed. Because he should have! That's exactly the thing he would have said. Back in his standup days, you know.