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on November 02, 2009

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"I can't help it if I masturbate. There's a lot of sexual tension between me!"

- Woody Allen

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Lunarchick said…

If he didn't say it, he should have.

November 2, 2009 at 5:48 PM

dogimo said…

Yeah, I admit I was a little disappointed. Because he should have! That's exactly the thing he would have said. Back in his standup days, you know.

November 2, 2009 at 7:00 PM

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