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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Final Written Warning

This song is ancient. I must have written this oh I don't know how many years ago. I have no idea in which of my old piled-up marble composition books it dwells. It's in one of them! But suddenly something jarred my mind back to it! And here's the lyric:

What is wrong with folks these days?
everyone's a hardship case!
please stop crying in my face
I'm not
paid for this

where's my please and thank you at?
no one talks to me like that!
act like they're aristocrats
freakin'
customers

why isn't anyone expected
to exhibit some respect for me...?

This is my final written warning.
And any further violation,
of this or any other nature,
could result in termination.

go 'head throw your weight around
don't you feel important now?
you're just here to grind me down
I don't care
anyway

no there's not an oversight
no need to be impolite
didn't momma raise you right?
I'll just
walk away

deedly deedly doodly doodly
doddly doddly doedly doedly dee...

This is my final written warning.
And any further violation,
of this or any other nature,
could result in termination.

4 comments:

Mel said...

Hurrah! I've been waiting to see this since you mentioned it on the forum!

Nice.

dogimo said...

Good Lord and butter! I completely forgot that I mentioned that. Holy smoked salmon.

Well. There it is, then!

John Dantzer said...

This reminds me of Andy Sandburg's "I threw it on the ground"

dogimo said...

Yeah, Samburg's pretty good. Let's see, let me do the math...I wrote this when Samburg was twelve!