A: "Reality doesn't exist."
Be: "THAT'S INCREDIBLY GREAT NEWS!"
A: "Wha - ?"
Cee (from nearby): "What's incredibly great news?"
Be: "He's saying that racism doesn't exist, and the holocaust never happened!"
A: "I didn't say that! That's not what I said, I said reality doesn't exist!"
Be: "Ohhhhh...I get it. You were kidding, then."
A: "Dolt."
Be: "Solipsist!"
Cee: "Real enlightened, guys."
4 comments:
Dude, you are a prophet.
Scary shit.
Prophecy's easy! You just have to limit yourself to foreseeing what you can bring about.
It's not common knowledge, but that's how God does it, too. Every time! Albeit - actual divine prophecy is pretty rare. There's no need for it! When you can fix anything and everything infinitely later on, the minutiae of whatever's about to happen next is kind of "small potatoes."
That conversation is funny.
@Sam - thanks!
back @limom - turns out I was way off. The guy I thought was going to say it didn't even show up! He freakin' juked me, fate-wise.
But the party was much better for it, though.
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