I'd like to throw this one out there, a bit of an audience-participation bonus for those of you who like such things. You're all familiar with the Chuck Norris Internet Facts? Well, here's a chance for you to post a comment with your own take on the Chuck Norris Facts, in the same spirit of tough-talk and bravado only featuring Jesus Christ instead of Chuck Norris. That's pretty self-explanatory, right? I don't need to explain that any further. It's a bam-pow head-smack sort of idea.
So go ahead, post your own Jesus-Themed Chuck-Norris-Inspired "Internet Fact"! Try to keep it to one "Fact" per comment please. If you get on a roll and come up with a bunch, it's still best to put one per. I'd love to see like fifty replies all told! And when they finally stop rolling in, I'll compile all the best ones into one big post in my part 2.
I may even post a few myself, after it really gets rolling.