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(and feel free to comment! My older posts are certainly no less relevant to the burning concerns of the day.)

Thursday, January 07, 2010


I never swear. But if I do swear, I have this one I like to use:

"I swear it upon my own Dread and Fearsome Name!"

If I'm in a better mood:

"I swear it upon my own Sacred and Glorious Name!"

I assure you, nobody ever asks for better assurances than that.


Mel said...

Yours are much preferable to "cross my heart, hope to die".

dogimo said...

Finish it.

Mel said...

I can't. Don't make me.

dogimo said...

Okay, given the whole childhood trauma deal, you've got yourself a reprieve there miss.

Mel said...


( you know, you came pretty close to be called a mechanic then :-) )