Carrot Juice Makes Everything -ier!

I love carrot juice! That's just the juiciest juice there is.

It's like some kind of soup! Only a soup made entirely out of carrots.

Man. That's the soupiest soup there is.

Comments

blue said…
Carrot juice is so not the juiciest juice there is. It's hardly juicy at all! When you peel a carrot, how much juice do you get on yourself? When you spill a tablespoon of carrot juice onto paper towel, how much liquid is there vs. pulpish/cellulose solid matter?

It's soupy, for sure. But that right there proves it's not juicy! It's so not juicy, it's practically a soup instead of a juice.

However, it is also not the soupiest soup there is. That's just silly.
dogimo said…
See, I'm having me some carrot juice right now and that is some JUICY STUFF.

It's so juicy because the carrot itself has so little juice in it! So in order to get 1 carrot juice, it requires the concentrated juice of many many carrots. Right?

I mean, I'm only guessing here, but how else could they do it? Because carrots themselves are pretty dry. That's why a whole glass of their pure juice is such a special treat!

Yeah, you're right about the soup thing. Kinda dumb there. Lost the plot.