Burritos Are Crazy!

Burritos are crazy, who would put all these ingredients into a tube, and then bite into it expecting flavor harmony? Beans! Like, a real hot paste of beans. Shredded cabbage or lettuce. Some kind of meat. Some tomatoes, maybe some tomatos. Some sour cream, possibly some guac. Some chopped green onion. And rice! What the hell, how the hell did that all get decided?

Here I am eating one, though. And damn if it isn't good!

Crazy.