Love it! I did a quick search for Step 1 and Step 2, but no success. I’m feeling underprepared. Going straight to #3 seems a little like overkill. Maybe #1 and #2 involve subtle, persuasive, mediation techniques (my specialty) to try and resolve peacefully any dispute… and if that fails then go for the self-decapitation. You know, come to think of it… I don’t think head missiles would be that ineffective. Imagine a whole battalion of screaming, shrieking headless soldiers running at you, brains and skulls … maybe eyeballs even, going everywhere. I’d be surrendering tout de suite!
"Call me a dreamer, whatever. Australia’s never had a heavyweight champion,” he said. “We don’t know when we’re going to get this chance again. So I’ll be honest, this guy has to rip my heart out"
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Love it! I did a quick search for Step 1 and Step 2, but no success. I’m feeling underprepared. Going straight to #3 seems a little like overkill. Maybe #1 and #2 involve subtle, persuasive, mediation techniques (my specialty) to try and resolve peacefully any dispute… and if that fails then go for the self-decapitation. You know, come to think of it… I don’t think head missiles would be that ineffective. Imagine a whole battalion of screaming, shrieking headless soldiers running at you, brains and skulls … maybe eyeballs even, going everywhere. I’d be surrendering tout de suite!
You know what Mel? I can't find steps one or two either.
Huh.
Devastatingly Ineffective Battle Strategies #4: Wait for your opponent to literally rip your heart out of your chest.
Australian Alex Leapai predicts he will shock Wladimir Klitschko and world
"Call me a dreamer, whatever. Australia’s never had a heavyweight champion,” he said. “We don’t know when we’re going to get this chance again. So I’ll be honest, this guy has to rip my heart out"
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Wladimir Klitschko must rip my heart out to win: Alex Leapai
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