Infomercial Hell, or Just How Life Feels at 5:27AM? on April 24, 2010 Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps The longer this goes on, the more I can't stop dying on the inside! Thanks again, Popped Culture! Comments Mel said… This is frightening. Very powerfully persuasive. Where do I send my money?I don’t even have kids or pets but I was nodding like a loon at all their questions and reaching for my purse.“Are you exposed to unavoidable toxins?” Oh man, YES, ALL THE TIME, it’s like, I dunno, they’re unavoidable or something!"Are you wondering when the next superbug is going to strike?” WELL I AM NOW."Are you one of the millions struggling to learn a new language” Does English count?, better send me two…“Tired of all the gadgets trying to improve your golf game” Never played, but I’m pretty sure I’d be rubbish at it, so yeah, sign me up.“…And then you lose the power to clean” TELL ME ABOUT IT! (Power and will are the same thing right?) dogimo said… Mel, where you're concerned, I very much suspect they are.
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I don’t even have kids or pets but I was nodding like a loon at all their questions and reaching for my purse.
“Are you exposed to unavoidable toxins?” Oh man, YES, ALL THE TIME, it’s like, I dunno, they’re unavoidable or something!
"Are you wondering when the next superbug is going to strike?” WELL I AM NOW.
"Are you one of the millions struggling to learn a new language” Does English count?, better send me two…
“Tired of all the gadgets trying to improve your golf game” Never played, but I’m pretty sure I’d be rubbish at it, so yeah, sign me up.
“…And then you lose the power to clean” TELL ME ABOUT IT! (Power and will are the same thing right?)