Name The Tune #12!

NAME THE TUNE whose lyrics are being paraphrased here:

"Occasionally, you are a John Cusack film.
You have a drawn handgun aimed at your noggin.
You are thinking that you're crazy, irrational.
You're upsetting the furniture in an eatery
in a town in a particular direction.
Summon the constables, we've got a nutcase!
Chase after him, down below,
he went into that disreputable saloon!
In a town in a particular direction,
on a planet that has reached the end.
Males from over there, women from over here.
In a town in a particular direction,
on a planet that has reached the end.
Males from over there, women from over here.
Women from over here."




Questions will be posted each Wednesday at noon Pacific Time, 12pm. Submit your comments NAMING THE SONG that is being paraphrased. Answers will be posted at some point after 5pm. THE QUESTION REMAINS OPEN until a correct answer is posted! Once a correct answer is posted, scoring is closed.


Scoring is as follows:


First correct answerer gets: 1 point!
Tardy correct answerer gets: 0.3 point!

Comments

Mel said…
Pet Shop Boys "West End Girls"
dogimo said…
Mel, you're freezing out the competition like a competition-sized icebox!!!!!!!!

Mel: 8
Ell: 3.3
Sean: 1
J-Bird: 0.3

It's funny that "Milkshake" one got so many responses. I guess it was just really, really easy or something. Too dead-on, on the paraphrase.

Either that or I just need to do more songs about boobs. Maybe boobs are the attraction.