I would love a collection of glazed-porcelain statuettes and figurines of bulls of varying sizes, poses and artistic styles. Some contentedly thrusting their bull-necks downward, in a grazing position. Some with head high, horns proudly displayed. A few in the traditional head-lowered, snorting, scuffing the ground with their foreleg prior to the charge. Some charging, of course. All different poses and kinds of bulls, in all different styles of artistic depiction. I mean Classical, NeoClassical, Baroque, various stripes of Modern (definitely at least one Guernica-esque one!), New Realism, old-school Japanese style, Manga/Anime, you name it.
I wonder what kind of china shop I need to go to, to get me those. I can picture the place. They would have a whole display case of these bulls, like a highly-specialized menagerie.
I would just take the whole case.
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evil Ebay.
Huh what?
Testicles and everything?
Oh sure! Otherwise they would be...ox. Oxen. Oxes.
Oxi.
For the porcelain bulls, I bet there are tons on evil eBay!
I have to admit though, the first thing that came to mind was Ferdinand.
Aw shooot!!! You mean I have a weird inexplicable urge to get something and it actually already exists?
Awesome! I have to check this out.
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