Another Contract Read-Through

So this one was totally ridiculous. Anyway, we're all about five pages in and let me tell you it is pretty grim going, if it weren't so ridiculous. And we come to a clause whose purpose just makes no sense to anybody, and somebody says, "What is this even in here for?" - and for some reason, everybody turns as one and looks at me!

So deadpan and matter-of-fact, I reply "That's the 'Bitch, Please!' clause."