The Champion Of Breakfasts Pt.2

By the way - "an order of bacon" - four strips is an order of bacon. If somebody brings you three strips and calls it "an order," well you just straighten up your big floppy pimp hat, look that server in the eye and call shorts.

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snortingmarmots said…
Unrelated to this, yet also related to everything you've ever written, I was recently recounting your fabulous "On Hamlet" post to a friend with whom I often share my favorite tidbits from this blog, and I realized I have no idea how to pronounce your moniker. Is it dog-imo or dodge-imo? I had never said it aloud until that moment, and unless you subscribe to Linguistic Relativism (which I just made up but am sure exists), I certainly got it wrong because I tried it both ways.
dogimo said…
It is pronounced -

"dog"
"E" (long e)
"mo" (rhymes with go)

and signifies nothing but omigod spelt backwards. When I first chose it, it wasn't on google (except there might have been one guy who said it was a japanese term) but now it's taken most everyplace by others than me.

Thanks for the praise on "On Hamlet!" I do love to expound upon the Dane and his tragic hijinks.