Multitasking Is Actually a Personality Disorder

I'm the king of multitasking. I brush my teeth and eat breakfast at the same time. I sleep on the treadmill. I rock Pilates sex. I take a bath and make gin at the same time.

It gets a little sticky sometimes, but life's for living, peoples!

There's no drunk buzz like a full-immersion transdermal osmosis drunk buzz, I am telling you. Your shit will get pickled.

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