Luckily, my quick-reacting kneecap intercepted the hurtling 2 lb. jelly jar on its way to being caught slam-pound-flat by my perfectly-interposed foot, to then bounce and land with a loud, heavy (but comparatively-softened) thump-and-roll on the linoleum!
I'd rather walk funny for a couple days than have to clean up two pounds of jelly n' glass first thing in the #@$%&@ morning. The idea of all that jelly wasted, I don't even want to think about it.
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