Have you ever tried brushing your teeth with soap? No? Well, are you going to consider trying it now? Or are you the kind of close-minded person who says: "I don't do things." Because if you are, then I ask you: how do you know if you don't know?
I'm not talking about some half-way measure, either. I mean if you're going to try something, you need to give it the full trial. Really work those bristles into that bar and lather up that toothbrush. Then get into your mouth and scour every surface of enamel 'til it gleams! Don't just dip a little in past your lips and get all pukey and give up on it. You can't say you really gave it a try if you don't go all the way! That's like going to see a really shitty movie, walking out of it before the end - and then trying to claim to people that it was a shitty movie. Well, maybe it is! But you didn't stay to the end, did you? So you're not really fit to pronounce on that, are you?
The world has all kinds of tricky ways of making a hypocrite out of you. You've got to be on your guard at all times.
It's like being some really religious person, and then one day you hear someone talking about a book that came out, where your favorite most beloved religious devotional figure is utterly SPAT ON, and DEGRADED, and stuff - and then even though you may not have READ the whole book, you still have all the gall to pronounce upon it and say: "That book's an abomination!"
Well guess what buddy: you just abominated the bible.
That's right. Didn't see that one coming did you.
1 comment:
Ever showered using toothpaste?
Minty fresh!
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