The Reason I'm Going to Die, Is...

So the reason I'm going to die is, it's not even really a reason, it's more just that - everybody else is going to die. So, it was just considered to be fair. That I, too, would have to die. As I understand it, it's nothing I myself did. There's no performance reason for it, and it's nothing personal.

That's how it was explained to me, at least.

It's still kind of bull shit.

Comments

Jen said…
Ah, but why do you exist? Why do you breathe? Why do you write songs and draw doodles? Why are you carbon-based? ACCOUNT FOR YOURSELF!
dogimo said…
Whuuuut...? I account for myself based on the observable facts! It needs no putative purposive explanation.

Hehehe. I'm funnin' ya, but the point is (of course) a valid one.

Man. Now I'm REALLY funnin' ya.