NOT SAFE FOR WORK. (OR CHURCH.)
Scene: two dudes, 30s, handsome, dressed casual but sharp, sitting having a drink in an upscale bar someplace. They're either having beers or some kind of worldly, manly cocktail - whichever's funnier.
Brad: So, what happened with Katy?
Curt: Oh man, you won't believe it!
Brad: Yeah!! C'mon, spill!
Curt: Well, you know she lives right upstairs from there, right?
Brad: Nope, didn't know that.
Curt: Right in the old hotel upstairs - condominium conversions.
Brad: Nice.
Curt: So anyway, she invites me up to her place, for coffee.
Brad: Nice!
Curt: And the upshot of it all is, we start kissing.
Brad: Yeah?
Curt: Yeah, and next thing you know, we both start taking our clothes off. And pretty soon, we're both naked.
Brad: Yeah??!
Curt: Yeah! And before I know it, I...
Brad: Yeah...?
Curt: My penis ended up going right into her vagina.
Brad: No way!
Curt: Swear to god.
Brad: What did she say? What did you do?
Curt: Well, she didn't really say anything. She was kind of inarticulate.
Brad: I can imagine! Holy shit.
Curt: Well wait 'til you hear the craziest part! We're like that, and we're moving around a lot, really vigorously for a while...
Brad: What!?
Curt: ...and then all this stuff comes out the front!
Brad: What!? Of your penis?
Curt: Yeah! Right out the front!
Brad: What the hell!
Curt: It was crazy. It felt amazing. It was like there were all these nerve endings down there, that just...were designed to make it feel like the most incredible sensation in the world.
Brad: ...
Curt: Yeah, I know, I know.
Brad: ...are you shitting me!
Curt: Swear to god I'm not!
Brad: Well what did she say? When that happened?
Curt: Nothing, dude! She seemed pleased. Real pleased.
Brad: Wow.
Curt: Yeah, I'm really glad you asked me, actually. The whole thing was kind of a lot to process.
Brad: Pretty weird!
Curt: Yeah.
Brad: Damn.
Curt: Yeah, I know!
Brad: Huh...
Curt: Yeah?
Brad: Do you think Katy would let me try?
Curt: I don't know. I guess I could ask her!
Brad: Thanks, man!
Curt: Yeah, no problem.
Brad: So, how was the coffee?
Curt: Aw, it was incredible. Katy makes amazing coffee.
Brad: Damn, man. You had some night!
Curt: Tell me about it.
3 comments:
OMG! He peed in Katy???? What?
LOL!
Don't worry V.A., I'm sure somebody'll come by later and explain it all to us.
That would be the discovery of the year.
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