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(and feel free to comment! My older posts are certainly no less relevant to the burning concerns of the day.)

Monday, August 02, 2010

Your Bath-Tub Has TOILET WATER In It!

Don't believe me? Think I'm lying? Oh, yeah...? Nobody calls ME a liar!

Not where science is concerned.

So, seeing as you're so sure, maybe you wouldn't object to putting it to the test? WELL? If you're so sure!! Why not? If you think you can be so damn complacent about it!

Go ahead! Why don't we make it interesting, how about a little wager on the outcome, hey? How about one hundred dollars?

Ah, not so cocky now are you! Oh - but you are?

Well then.

Let's go. BRING IT. Come on! Go right ahead, let's settle the matter. Conclusively and scientifically.

Take a sample.

Send it in to my lab.

$400.


Results in 4-6 days. That's an incredibly fast turnaround, for the kind of service we provide.

1 comment:

limom said...

My dog, the resident expert on such things, agrees with you.
He says that in fact, ALL the water in the house is toilet water!