For this to work, people have to send in drawings. I write the story - you illustrate it! I'll post the first 11 illustrations I get to illustrate the story-point captions below. Except, it's a children's book people damn it - so if you want me to use the drawing, don't make it all inappropriate!
1. Jill and Jill-Bob were twins. Jill was born just before midnight, and Jill-Bob was born just after!
2. Jill and Jill-Bob's father died during childbirth, but first he made Jill and Jill-Bob's mother promise to name the child Jill - no matter what.
3. Jill and Jill-Bob's parents didn't know there were twins in there, but Jill and Jill-Bob's mom kept her promise anyway. She just named everybody "Jill."
4. Later Jill started calling her brother Jill "Jill-Bob."
4a. The name stuck.
5. Jill-Bob loved his sister Jill.
6. Jill loved her brother Jill-Bob.
7. One day Jill-Bob asked Jill what she wanted for her birthday.
8. Jill said "a cartoon of a horse!"
9. Jill-Bob drew the most beautiful cartoon of a horse and gave it to Jill right then.
10. It wasn't even her birthday!
11. The End.
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