So I was re-reading that last post, and I said to myself, "Wow."
"I think that's the most random, inexplicable post I've put up that wasn't an Open Dream Journal."
Reading it now, I honestly have no idea what that post is supposed to signify. Is it funny? Is there anything funny about it? What exactly am I trying to say - is there some sort of notorious rumor about Steven Seagal's personal life that I'm trying to play off of? I don't think there is. Dude's clean as far as I know!
I recall thinking for a moment that it would be hilarious if Seagal - who always plays such noble, unstoppable heroes - to show up in a movie where he instead plays some dude who is ragingly and unrepentantly a total dick. A total reprobate! But a reprobate who nevertheless still wins in the end, in a convincing and violent fashion, like Seagal almost always (rightfully) does.
It wouldn't be a spoof or anything. Just a totally misconceived concept! Isn't that funny? I thought it was funny. Maybe it's not funny.
Maybe I'm funny!
I was just like, picture this whole movie going through the whole process from soup to nuts, somebody comes up with the idea, it's written, and pitched, and greenlighted, and filmed, and released, and then people are just sitting in the theater - "WHAT THE...?"
But maybe it's not funny. Given that there really are way too many films that end up in the theater that do produce that reaction.
So anyway. Leave a comment in the comments saying what post of mine YOU think is the most random and inexplicable!
And if you're stumped, maybe just click the 'Random' button up at the top. A random post will come up! Maybe that post is the one.
"I think that's the most random, inexplicable post I've put up that wasn't an Open Dream Journal."
Reading it now, I honestly have no idea what that post is supposed to signify. Is it funny? Is there anything funny about it? What exactly am I trying to say - is there some sort of notorious rumor about Steven Seagal's personal life that I'm trying to play off of? I don't think there is. Dude's clean as far as I know!
I recall thinking for a moment that it would be hilarious if Seagal - who always plays such noble, unstoppable heroes - to show up in a movie where he instead plays some dude who is ragingly and unrepentantly a total dick. A total reprobate! But a reprobate who nevertheless still wins in the end, in a convincing and violent fashion, like Seagal almost always (rightfully) does.
It wouldn't be a spoof or anything. Just a totally misconceived concept! Isn't that funny? I thought it was funny. Maybe it's not funny.
Maybe I'm funny!
I was just like, picture this whole movie going through the whole process from soup to nuts, somebody comes up with the idea, it's written, and pitched, and greenlighted, and filmed, and released, and then people are just sitting in the theater - "WHAT THE...?"
But maybe it's not funny. Given that there really are way too many films that end up in the theater that do produce that reaction.
So anyway. Leave a comment in the comments saying what post of mine YOU think is the most random and inexplicable!
And if you're stumped, maybe just click the 'Random' button up at the top. A random post will come up! Maybe that post is the one.
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It would be a sad state of affairs indeed if I could not live in hope of things getting even more random and inexplicable around here.
Of course, you never really know in any given moment whether the unexplained is truly inexplicable. That might be frustrating for some.