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Monday, January 10, 2011
ABORT THE ANTICHRIST
Now I may be going out on a limb here, but I think I've come up with a bumper-sticker that can finally bring together the bitterest extremists on both sides of the divide.
How about "Let the Antichrist be born into a family who neither wants it nor can support it, dooming it to a life in and out of the criminal justice system and terminal physical and emotional anguish."
Won't fit on a bumper sticker, but hey, if you're going to screw the Antichrist, may as well do it right.
No good! No good. Not a reliable thwarter of potential! Same thing happened to a buddy of mine, the whole deal! Neither wants nor supports, etc., doomed to a life etc., - but that fucker bucked doom, gave the odds the slip and is now well on his way to working his will upon the world!
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How about "Let the Antichrist be born into a family who neither wants it nor can support it, dooming it to a life in and out of the criminal justice system and terminal physical and emotional anguish."
Won't fit on a bumper sticker, but hey, if you're going to screw the Antichrist, may as well do it right.
No good! No good. Not a reliable thwarter of potential! Same thing happened to a buddy of mine, the whole deal! Neither wants nor supports, etc., doomed to a life etc., - but that fucker bucked doom, gave the odds the slip and is now well on his way to working his will upon the world!
Wait.
Uh-oh.
We may be too late on this one.
Oh well. I suppose I'm on his side then. Good luck to you in the upcoming world-ending battle.
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