Constructive Outbursts In Work Meetings #5: Goals

Person B: Screw goals! Goals are for people who don't know what they're doing. Serious! Because if you have to sit down real hard and think for a long time about what your goals are, "Find a job where you can actually know what you're doing" better be Goal #2!

Person A: Wait. What's Goal #1?

Person B: Well for the immediate need, first you want to come up with some good-ass goals.

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