Yip, you'd have to be happy with a tie, all things considered.
Hey, wouldn't it be swell if at the end we all got Certificates Of Participation. A ceremony even! Walk across a stage, stop in the middle, shake hands with God as he hands you...
@Veg - is that like the theory that the conscious mind never experiences death because in the moment of death, uh...something happens...like...the event horizon of a black hole, the closer you get to it, the more time expands. ?
@Mel - I'd be pissed if that happened. I'd be like fuck you God! All that, and a certificate...? Take your certificate and GO FUCK! No wait, that's God in that scenario. I'd be all "thanks, sir," but I'd be thinking "We both know you kind of know what I'm thinking though."
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Of course, then I'd be all "SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME!!!"
I'll be happy if I make it out alive!
Wait. No.
Sudden death overtime would be sweet. Concentrated win attempts and severe avoidance of epic failure. Life condensed.
I make no sense today. I do apologize. I fail.
Yip, you'd have to be happy with a tie, all things considered.
Hey, wouldn't it be swell if at the end we all got Certificates Of Participation. A ceremony even! Walk across a stage, stop in the middle, shake hands with God as he hands you...
http://img146.imageshack.us/i/participationcertificat.png/
Pose for photos, mug for the camera and your (dearly-departed already!) mates, then move along!
@Veg - is that like the theory that the conscious mind never experiences death because in the moment of death, uh...something happens...like...the event horizon of a black hole, the closer you get to it, the more time expands. ?
@Mel - I'd be pissed if that happened. I'd be like fuck you God! All that, and a certificate...? Take your certificate and GO FUCK! No wait, that's God in that scenario. I'd be all "thanks, sir," but I'd be thinking "We both know you kind of know what I'm thinking though."
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