Top H List #8: Top H Things To Do While You Die

H. Shout "STOP IT!! Stop it...! stop it..."
G. Count each breath.
F. Faint at the sight of blood.
E. Get into an argument about the afterlife. With passerby, if available.
D. Come out of the closet. But not if you're not actually gay! Don't just do it for the sake of appearing to be "hip"
C. Lie back on your back, chest rising and falling, looking out into the cold infinity of the stars. WARNING: only works at night, outside.
B. The New York Times Crossword Puzzle!
A. Put your iPod on shuffle and hit play.