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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Feeling Bad? Try Placebosil.

Last time I had a bad case of ennui, I visited my ontologist and he recommended over-the-counter Placebosil - now available in new non-prescription strength.

Now I know, you skeptics out there will say: "If it's non-prescription, how can it be effective?" But you might change your mind after a look at the studies. Placebosil's active ingredient has been proven at least as safe and effective as the other drug in more double-blind trials than any prescription medicine.

Placebosil. It just makes you feel better.

Side effects may include dry mouth.

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