Kinky Confessions

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You know, I feel like I'm a pretty kinky dude. But realistically, I try to pin myself down to particulars, and I'm not coming up with anything very outre. You know what I mean?

I think what it is is, sex itself to me just seems SO WEIRD and bizarre. You know what I mean? Just as a process. Sex is pretty freaky!

And I love it.

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dogimo said…
I mean it's like, you know how they always say: "If aliens came down to earth..."? They'd probably think we're ALL a bunch of pervs. They'd be like, "what the FUCK." "What is that? What are they DOING?"

"Somebody find out why this behavior is considered necessary."
March 31, 2011 at 7:36 AM
Trooper Thorn said…
Imagine if sex didn't exist and you had to invent it and convince people to give it a try. They'd put you in the looney bin.
March 31, 2011 at 2:36 PM
dogimo said…
Exactly!

Trooper Thorn, eh? Trooper Thorn. Say, didn't you once fight Tony Gardello?
March 31, 2011 at 3:30 PM
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