You know, I feel like I'm a pretty kinky dude. But realistically, I try to pin myself down to particulars, and I'm not coming up with anything very outre. You know what I mean?
I think what it is is, sex itself to me just seems SO WEIRD and bizarre. You know what I mean? Just as a process. Sex is pretty freaky!
And I love it.
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I mean it's like, you know how they always say: "If aliens came down to earth..."? They'd probably think we're ALL a bunch of pervs. They'd be like, "what the FUCK." "What is that? What are they DOING?"
"Somebody find out why this behavior is considered necessary."
Imagine if sex didn't exist and you had to invent it and convince people to give it a try. They'd put you in the looney bin.
Exactly!
Trooper Thorn, eh? Trooper Thorn. Say, didn't you once fight Tony Gardello?
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