Do You Feel Lucky?

(and feel free to comment! My older posts are certainly no less relevant to the burning concerns of the day.)

Friday, April 01, 2011

I rolled in at almost ONE PM today.

My theory is, if you're going to show up to work REAL LATE - bring a bag of McDonald's with you.

So that to the untrained eye, it doesn't look like "look at this motherfucker...rolling up here, this time of day..." but rather: "Ah, this dedicated S.O.B. ran to McDo' for a bag lunch and is coming back to eat it at his overwhelmed DESK! That's dedication of the sort we prize."

Plus what the hell? McDonald's is delicious.

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