My theory is, if you're going to show up to work REAL LATE - bring a bag of McDonald's with you.
So that to the untrained eye, it doesn't look like "look at this motherfucker...rolling up here, this time of day..." but rather: "Ah, this dedicated S.O.B. ran to McDo' for a bag lunch and is coming back to eat it at his overwhelmed DESK! That's dedication of the sort we prize."
Plus what the hell? McDonald's is delicious.
So that to the untrained eye, it doesn't look like "look at this motherfucker...rolling up here, this time of day..." but rather: "Ah, this dedicated S.O.B. ran to McDo' for a bag lunch and is coming back to eat it at his overwhelmed DESK! That's dedication of the sort we prize."
Plus what the hell? McDonald's is delicious.
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