MORE TOM SWIFTYS!

"The point to the exercise has been missed," Tom said independently.

"I refuse to play the part of Rosencrantz! I want to be Guildenstern," Tom said sibilantly.

"Mrs. Benedict, why are you wearing that purple dress?" Tom declaimed.

"Is there a reason or a purpose to life at all?" Tom asked, irately.

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dogimo said…
Juuuuuust kidding. None of those contain puns. A dirty trick, perhaps!

Still, arguably a form of wordplay.